Mr. Dave
Once upon a time
lived a man in a cave
He had a big orange beard
and his name was Dave
He was happy out there
with his cigarettes and beer
He sometimes lit candles
to increase the atmosphere
"No need for a girl"!
Often echoed over the lake
"I have all I need"!
"For Jesus Christ's sake"!
When he turned a hundred years
some young boy wandered by
And he asked Mr. Dave:
"Wouldn't you like to die"?
Dave instantly died
handing over his beer
That young boy still lives
in world's best atmosphere...